he`s so originalhe`s so original

J.C. “Chip” Grayson takes the sting out.

Although the former semi-pro football player and boxer promises he can still take a hit just fine, the mere thought of an encounter with a jellyfish brings him to his knees.

“It’s like 20-30 bee stings at once! I would think about it every time I went in the water,” shivers the Savannah born-and-bred CEO of Coastal Solutions, Inc.

After disproving the common wisdom of, um, tinkling on the affected area, he spent last summer formulating a remedy with the marine biologists at the Skidaway Oceanography Institute and has recently introduced Jellyfish Squish, a topical spray that stops the spread of the painful toxins.

“With global warming, there’s going to be more and more of these guys in the ocean. A bad sting can ruin a vacation - I want people to enjoy their time at the beach.”

What do you like best about reading skirt!?: Every woman I know reads it and loves it, including my wife and two daughters. It helps me tremendously to know what they’re thinking.

What do you like best about wearing a skirt?: At my age, it’s the only way to get any looks on the beach anymore!

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yourolebuddy
yourolebuddy
Posted Tue, 07/15/2008 - 12:50
Rumor has it your middle name is GOOGLE. John GOOGLE Grayson, at least it was before you changed it. And what's this about "semi-pro football player"? How many games did you actually play? Not counting time on the bench. And "boxer"? Did you get that title by sucker punching that old dude at the Landing?
yourolebuddy
yourolebuddy
Posted Thu, 07/17/2008 - 09:58
Update on your "boxing" career. Rumor has it an Auburn fan kicked your butt. Not much of a boxing career to me.